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How to Think

The correct response to being asked to dance

How to get a massage

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How to Wave

How to ward off evil spirits

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I’m excited. I’ve made my very first actual physical product. And it’s out and about on the interwebz as we speak. Or rather as I type and as you read. Behold the awesome! It’s double sided and in Pink because it was Joan Crawford’s favourite colour. What do you think? Click the image, or this […]

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Marlene Dietrich was, I think, the classic movie star whose work lead me down the glorious Golden Age of Hollywood rabbit hole. She was my gate-way drug, you could say. There was a big season of her films on tv when I was young and I couldn’t get enough of them. I seem to recall […]

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Halloween is less than 10 days away! Eeeek! How did that get here so fast. If you’re not completely set for your spooky decorations, like me ✋️, here’s a little scary cushion I made for us both, referencing the 1922 German Expressionist classic movie version of Bram Stoker’s ‘Dracula’. It’s one of my favourite books, […]

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